#scp 2300

[sad-scribble]

the true genders:

Male Female RAT Danish Venezuela K-Mart™️ Dick's Sporting Goods™️ Goggobite Hamburg Cheeseburg Borb Gorb Pay Less Shoes™️ Vampire Warewolf Thing™️ Clinically Insane but a Blorbo Clinically insane but Just Insane Kidney Donor 5 Gay Rats 7 and a Half Men Trans (Either) None Other Prefer Not to Say (Coward)

Other Genders Include: Home Owners Association of Vicksburg, Virginia Gaylord, Michigan Hell, Michigan Hell, Norway Wal-Mart Super Centers Ararcho-Anarchist 1800-588-2300 Empire Today™️ Bob Ross Chia Pet Red Beans and Rice Ikea Cafeteria Worker Indiana Resident Bermuda Triangle 5th Grader 6th grader High School Freshman High School Senior Mesothelioma Domino's App, Featuring, Hatsune Miku™️ Play-Doh Monstrosity Made of Origami Yucatan Peninsula Cuba Ancient Roman Norse Mythological Being It™️ Other Other.

Other Other Genders Include: Battle Cat 277 English Men named Gary 1 Child named Gerry 16 South African Children Home Owners Associations of Ottawa Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Louisiana Gumbo Mississippi North Texan Oklahoma Panhandle Native American God Cancer (Star Sign of Crab) Cancer (Disease) Lobster Shrimp Fried Rice Waddle Dee Amalgamation of the Fears of the Next Person you Meet Lusty Argonian Maid Köttbullar Chicken Noodle Soup Served Hot and Fresh on December 17th, 1942 Sheep Goat Goat Simulator Goat Simulation Skeleton Skeleton but Cooler David Shy Guy Secure Contain Protect Red Man™️ Omori Player Hard Boiled Egg Other Other Other

Other Other Other Genders Include: Me! :-) Green Man™️ Bangkok, Thailand Shay's Rebellion Alexander Hamilton's Husband Alexander Hamilton's Wife Scottish Dr. Pepper Dr. Bright Tumblr User Fly Swatter Pepsi Cola™️ Nestle™️ Swiss National Banks Federal Reserve Fallout 76 SCP-035 John Garfield (President of the United States) Garfield (Cat) Narrator from Stanley Parable™️ Every Kiss Begins with Kay™️ Everybody Wants to Rule the World Madagascar (Movie Series) Madagascar (Island) Elephant 2 Trucks Isle of Man Dos Islas Del Caribe French SCP-049 New South Wales Rochester, New York Swedish Meatballs Effects of Male Pattern Baldness on Italians 9Gag User Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Floridian South Texan Black Beans and Rice Other Other Other Other

Other Other Other Other Genders Include: Pepperoni Shakespeare's Play, Macbeth Beowulf Homer (Simpson) Homer (Author) Political Candidate German Polish Femboy 67 Children with Knives A Hamster Spinning a Wheel in Someone's Head FemMAN Dos Amigos Restaurant Chains North Sentinel Island Odin Ice Giant Skylander Disney Infinity™️ Guitar Hero Nintendo Wii Spaghetti Tacos Jerusalem Crème Brule Humunculous Spanish At Least 31 Years Old MIT Graduate BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey Hey! Listen!

YOLO

Celeste Flying Spaghetti Monster The Computer from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Target™️ SCP-079 Oyster Pirate Ninja Robot from the Future Robot The Thing™️ Blob 1990's Rendered 3D Sphere Youtube Poop Mist Flying Chinchilla Gingi Robot Chicken

what you want more?

[r0b0t-j0n3z]

this is me and my son is scp 2300

[masquerade-v]

Try drawing some SCP-2300, the periodic golems!

Here you go @animaltamer7! These lil fellas are really cute!

[chimera-52]

SCP art dump time!!

Just wanted to post some of my SCP art here.

Here are the pics on order :

1) Dr Alto Clef

2) SCP 682

3) Dr Jack Bright

4) SCP 2300

5) A pissed-off Dr Iceburg

[at7artblog]

Scp-2300 (1 - 98) (Periodic Golems) (Scp-2300-99 is from experiment log 914-009)

[butterscotchbeluga]

SCP-2300: Periodic Golems

[timtamspersonalhell]

they’re too cute to ignore :/

the scp 2300 golems are jus aaaaaa

[quanblovk]

Inktober day 2! Periodic golems

[akaruiakiki]

some SCP stuff

[mushroomjeremy]

The finished main piece I did for the SCP Containment Breach Zine, @containment-breach-zine

I got to do an eye spy like page with over 75+ different SCPs present. And honestly this was the largest project I have ever done

This is all taking place in a site with an aesthetic around the GoI The Factory. So this place is a non - euclidean ancap hellscape. Each room has its own little story/scene going on. 

In Keep Reading is each room shown on it own/the list of all the SCP found throughout the whole thing.

Individual Rooms starting at Top Left going Left to Right

List of SCPs shown (only in order by number, not shown):

SCP 009, SCP 035, SCP 049, SCP 053, SCP 066, SCP 073,  

SCP 076,  SCP 079, SCP 093, SCP 096, SCP 106, SCP 131,  

SCP 166, SCP 173, SCP 184, SCP 294, SCP 312, SCP 513, 

SCP 527, SCP 529, SCP 610, SCP 682, SCP 701, SCP 745, 

SCP 748, SCP 882, SCP 914, SCP 939, SCP 978, SCP 999, 

SCP 1000, SCP 1008, SCP 1032, SCP 1352, SCP 1360, 

SCP 1461, SCP 1612, SCP 1678, SCP 1762, SCP 1879, 

SCP 1907, SCP 2019, SCP 2140, SCP 2198, SCP 2200, 

SCP 2295, SCP 2300, SCP 2317, SCP 2478, SCP 2662, 

SCP 2703, SCP 2845, SCP 2933, SCP 2999, SCP 3301, 

SCP 3882, SCP 3999, SCP 4074, SCP 4511, SCP 5760

Dr. Wondertainment’s Interdimensional Line and Lure

Dr. Bright's Chainsaw Cannon, Dr. Clef, Dr. Crow, Dr. Roth

O5 - 3 (The Kid), Mr. Carter, Dr. Reginald Wondertainment III, 

Grand Karcist Ion, Robert Bumaro, Ambassador of Alagadda, 

Moloch, Pangloss

[bogleech]

scp 1000 to like 2300 were boring and formulaic, but then people realised that wasn't fun and have started going hog wild with the idea of "thing that doesn't quite make sense" and I, for one, am loving this bright new era of horror and seinfeld based reanimation

oh fuck, yeah, which SCP was it that turns people into Seinfeld characters and makes “Seinfeld-like situations” happen to them again??

[thescpfoundationisgay]

hey ive been searching desperately for one scp around 2000 - 2300 where its one gay dude with his ghost boyfriend and i c ant find it and was wondering if you know it

SCP-2240! “Young Floridian Couple” one of the reasons i started this blog

[out-of-order-spacebridge]

SCP-2300: The Proud Father

(long ago, I made two SCP based on Dad and Bro from Homestuck, and I am very proud of these, so I’m going to repost these things! This one is based on Dad)

Item #: SCP-2300

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2300 can be locked up safely in a minimal security environment. Subject must be contained on a locked room, furnished with a bed, an armchair, a coffee table and a kitchen space with plenty of baking tools and ingredients, that must be replaced when used, expired and/or damaged. He’s also to be provided with pipe tobacco.

Only one security officer is needed to guard the subject’s door, as it shows little to no violent impulses, except on specific cases.

Description: Subject appears to be a Caucasian male on his mid-thirties, with black hair and dark blue eyes, with average height and weight for his age. Genetic and medical analysis showed no anomalies on his physical structure, and psychological tests didn’t reveal any kind abnormality either.

The subject was retrieved from a household in ███████, when witnesses claimed that they had seen an unnatural number of cakes piled up in the trash bin in front of the aforementioned household. Subject showed little to no resistance when approached by the members of the Foundation. When inquired about his name, the subject replied by stating that his name was ‘Dad’.

When brought into confinement, SCP-2300 only requested a living environment and access to a kitchen with baking supplies. Items were provided, at first, for testing purposes.

Under observation, it has been discovered that the subject suffers from a ‘compulsory’ behavior, where it’ll start baking a variety of cakes, on a steady pace. Constant observation showed that the subject is capable of baking a total of three to four cakes in one day, varying in complexity, appearance and flavor. The subject doesn’t seem to need any kind of recipe written down while preparing said cakes, no matter how complicated they are.

Subject only stops this activity when pausing to eat, sleep or smoke. During these ‘pauses’, SCP-2300 is highly responsive to conversation, and acts in an amiable, polite and well-articulated manner. Although, attempts of engaging in conversation while subject is baking proved to be unsuccessful, as it doesn’t seem to respond at all, unless specific criteria is met.

The only time SCP-2300 will have any kind of exchange while cooking is when the person addressing to him is sixteen years old or younger. Tests using young individuals presented the same pattern, no matter the age or sex of the test subject, and only had variations when it was the individual’s birthday.

Behavioral pattern of subject, when interacting with individuals sixteen  and younger goes as follow:

When spoken to, subject will respond in a fatherly, warm manner. If addressed on a hostile or rude way, subject will reprimand the youngster on his/her behavior, but will soon shift back to its usual sympathetic demeanor

After a brief conversation, SCP-2300 will hand one of the cakes it has prepared to the test subject, and will compliment them by saying he’s proud of him/her, addressing them as if they were his children.

If there are no cakes available when a young test subject speaks to the subject, he’ll stop his activities and apologize, telling the kid or teen to come back later when the cake is ready.

In the event of it being the test subject’s birthday, SCP-2300 will don one of the cakes with candles corresponding to the kid or teen’s age, and will proceed to wish them a happy birthday when handing the cake. Not even once the subject made a mistake when ‘guessing’ a test subject’s age.

After these exchanges, subject will return to baking and won’t reply to the same kid or teen again, unless he or she tries to get another cake. That’ll make the subject scold the youngster and tell them that they had enough cake.

Whenever any individual with 17 years or more – even individuals that turned seventeen that same day – try to get one of the subject’s cakes without its permission, subject will act in a hostile but non-deadly manner, exhibiting enough force to render an individual unconscious with a single blow. It is believed that subject has even more force than it displays, but it doesn’t seem to use it to inflict lethal harm on other human beings. Subject seems to be incapable of inflicting any kind of harm on individuals 16 and younger, even when taunted or mauled.

All cakes retrieved from the subject’s room go under analysis, and all of them show no extraordinary properties in their composition, until any individual above the age of 16 tries to ingest them. If any attempt is made at eating those by older individuals, the slice or piece about to be ingested will instantly deteriorate.

On the other hand, whenever younger individuals attempt to eat any of the cakes, they show no changes, and are deemed particularly ‘delicious’, ‘delectable’ and other similar adjectives, even by subjects who show a clear dislike for this type of dessert.

Interviews held with the subject during his breaks revealed that the reason behind his compulsory baking resides on his desire to ‘treat’ his two children, a boy and a girl, named ████ and ████, according to the subject itself. It is believed that he sees any youngster he comes in contact with as said children, and feels compelled to praise them. When inquired about the age of his children, they always vary, based on the last boy and girl the subject interacted with. Research was done to determine if subject ever had any children, but none could be found.

It is still uncertain if the subject suffers from some kind of delusion, but the unusual nature of its cakes and its quite normal and healthy mental state say otherwise. Testing and interviews are to be continued until this matter can be ascertained.

[foulpenguinface-blog]

Sprint Smartphones - What Is It?

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Lies You've Been Told About Sprint Smartphones

The phones don't have text or chat ability. Anybody is going to have so many choices that the demand for consideration gets clear. More folks are currently thinking about owning a phone that may accomplish a lot of the same tasks a PC does. The selection is poorer, with only a couple phones from the significant phone carriers.

The Ugly Side of Sprint Smartphones

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